Showing posts with label gigolo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gigolo. Show all posts

Monday, May 17, 2010

Tale #13 : Gigolo gets his dirty money



END OF STORY

Mister: 'So, you want to have some coffee now?'
Gigolo: '(dripping) Yes, and a cigarette please...'
Mister: 'Here is your dirty money.'
Gigolo: 'Thank you, next time i'll do it for free.'
Mister: 'Your welcome, just call my neighbor!'
;-)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tale #12 : The gigolo loses his pants



THE DOOR CLOSED

Gigolo: 'So, what do you want to do?'

Mister: 'I'm not shure. I was just about to make some coffee.'
Gigolo: 'Sorry?'
Mister: 'But I see you are already undressed.'
Gigolo: 'Indeed. Where do you want to begin, I don't have much time.'
Mister: 'Unfortunately I'm very bad at decisions.'
Gigolo: 'Ohh, I'm losing this pants. (pose) Does my ass turn you on?'
Mister: 'That's hard to tell from here.'

Friday, May 14, 2010

Tale #11 : The gigolo



DINGDONG...

Gigolo: 'Goodevening Mister, you called for service?'
Mister: 'No not particularly, that must have been my neighbor, but he is gone at the moment. Why don't you come in, please. (thinking: and make some dirty money!)
Gigolo: 'Thank you. I get a lot of these situations you know.'
Mister: 'I can see that.'